I want pie!

Yes, I want it in the worst way... See, I saw the movie, Waitress, and now I am filled with longing for the pies that Jenna (played by Keri Russell) makes for her family, friends and lover..

• I Don’t Want Earl’s Baby Pie (then renamed Bad Baby Pie)
  Quiche of egg and brie cheese with a smoked ham center
• Kick In The Pants Pie
  Cinnamon spice custard
• I Hate My Husband Pie
  “You take bittersweet chocolate and don’t sweeten it. You make it into a pudding and drown it in caramel…”
• Baby Screaming It’s Head Off In The Middle Of The Night And Ruining My Life Pie New York style cheesecake, brandy brushed, pecans and nutmeg…
• Earl Murders Me Because I’m Having An Affair Pie
  “You smash blackberries and raspberries into a chocolate crust.”
• I Can’t Have No Affair Because It’s Wrong And I Don’t Want Earl To Kill Me Pie
  “Vanilla custard with banana. Hold the banana…”
• Pregnant Miserable Self Pitying Loser Pie
  “Lumpy oatmeal with fruitcake mashed in. Flambé of course…”

I even want the pies that are named but not described:

• Marshmallow Mermaid Pie (created during Jenna's mermaid phase)
• Falling in Love Pie (there is some sort of chocolate in it that is all I can tell)
• Naughty Pumpkin Pie

Sadly, there is no way to know how these pies were envisioned since the writer/director of the film, Adrienne Shelley was murdered in her apartment in NYC in November 2006. I guess I will just have to use my imagination.

I will be starting with Bad Baby Pie... and will report on its outcome in due course.

HELP!

Can someone tell me if anyone in Chicago (or a reasonable drive from there) a store that has IN STOCK Bradley Smoker Bisquettes...

I bought Fun Daddy a smoker for Fathers Day that arrived early (and was too large to hide) but it did NOT come with any bisquettes... and now we are on a quest.

GRRRRR

Maman's Summer Camp

Yes, it is summer vacation Chez Maman...

You might be wondering what this has to do with gastronomy or nerdiness. Well, I am getting to it!

See with mes filles now running amuck, I had to come up with something to do with them... So I have Camp Maman. Part summer school, part field trips and part hands on lessons. As we completed our first week at camp we had our first hands on day and even picked up an extra camper... The Angel's friend, Frieda.

Their assignment today?

A home ec lesson of sorts. Gather supplies for a well balanced dinner for four that costs under $5.00.

It was an adventure. Explaining unit prices, exchanging more processed, higher priced items for less processed and cheaper choices. Showing them how to estimate their costs using the scales in the store.

At the end of the trip only one camper pulled off the challenge. Frieda! Her meal of roasted drumsticks and herb vinagrette potato salad came in at $4.65. What did they learn? Food costs more than they give it credit for. But also, that you can feed yourself and you family nutritious food inexpensively. You just have to think about what you are doing.

I can't wait to hear how her meal was received at home... and to find out how the Angel and Imelda's meals turn out.

Ever have one of those nights?

You know the type... You are tired and angry and want to lie in bed watching your favorite shows (mine are all on the Discovery Channel) and sip a nice cold libation?

Yeah, I had one of those last night...

I tried this out after finding it at the local fruit market...

It was lovely and refreshing. I wonder how mint got to South America? Is it one of those herbs that kind of grows everywhere or was it brought by the Spanish... hmmm, things to ponder.

All righty... the dorky side got the better of me...mint has a subcosmopolitan distribution (you find it almost everywhere) and is a good companion plant to both peppers and tomatos.

and the mojito was cuban and Hemingway's second favorite drink after the daiquiri...

On the menu

This morning I fixed cinnamon ginger french toast and papaya agua fresca to the sleepover crowd at my house...

I am really beginning to get the hang of this stove thing... other than the grill portion, which sets off the fire alarm at an alarming rate...(Yes, it is always something with me).

Anyway, I am planning on writing more regularly now that I have pulled things here together (somewhat anyway).. in the meantime, here are some of the first meals that we have enjoyed!

Where have I been?

Oh, I know that it has been a while...

But I had an excuse.. really.

I have been moving into the house with the wonder kitchen!

And cooking! Really! More on that later... in the meantime, I do have some interesting news...

Fun Daddy and I attended the end of season event for WTTW's, show, Check, Please! Even better, Fun Daddy and I managed to score VIP tickets courtesy of our friend, Barry.

Wow! Great food. Great drinks. I mean, really, people! Kumquat Mojitos? Margaritas made with vanilla and pineapple infused vodka? Oy! Those were amazing.. as was the Pisco sour and the real sangria served from a porron! All while listening to the stylings of the Orbert Davis Trio!

But even better was the food... All the restaurants that had been featured on the show participated...
Making the food, well, amazing!

The restaurants there were:

• Café Lucci
• Café Matou
• Café Trinidad
• Carlos' Restaurant
• Carnivale
• Chef's Station
• Flo
• Haro
• Hema's Kitchen
• Honey 1 BBQ
• Japonais
• La Pasadita
• Las Palmas
• Le Lan
• Le Titi de Paris
• Manny's Coffee Shop and Deli
• May St. Café
• Moto Restaurant
• Myron & Phil's
• Palermo's 95th
• Papillon
• Paprikásh
• Russian Tea Time
• Saloon Steakhouse
• Santorini
• SushiSamba Rio
• Taste of Peru
• Terragusto
• Tre Kronor
• Victory's Banner
• Yassa

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YUM!

Naturally we enjoyed every minute. And when you enjoy things you have too much fun for words... that means Fun Daddy and I hit the silent auction tables with gusto!

We assumed that we would have to be aggressive with seasoned charity event goers. We had learned this from the Lycee... as it turns out, the French school parents gave us the baptism by fire! 'Cuz we cleaned up at the auction...

We managed to score a barbeque, a pretty grand one that will be hooked up next week or so, a painting by Liz Tuckwell, entitled Window on the World (after WTTW), I will be working for an afternoon (and possibly, evening as chef's help at Carlo's in Highland Park. Oh and best of all?

I won the raffle!

Three of the raffle spots were to win an audition for Check, Please!... Not even an actual chance to be on the show! But me? I won the right to be the bartender on the show. Yes. I will be filling the glass of Alpana Singh (The second Rajput Singh I know! and the Youngest Master Sommelier EVER!!!) I have met Ms. Singh a couple of times, and I have always loved chatting with her. She is smart, funny and other wise amusing.

I am SO looking forward to being on the show.

What could be better for a foodie like me?

Nothing!